i haven’t seen any spiders in a while they must be planning something
I can’t wait until my mom leaves on wednesday. I’m excited for a lot of things that I’m going to do when she’s not at home for two weeks but mainly I’m just excited about turning my room into a fort for the next two weeks…come on wednesday please come on. i’m going to start december by make believing and being infinite and sleeping in a fort and being with people that are more than mediocre and doing what i want and yeah i dunno i’m stoked i guess.
k so this morning i was enjoying a wake and bake with my gravity bong in the bathroom. i was taking in a ginormous hit when suddenly a knock at the door (wat’s this????!!!!!!11) occurred it was my mom saying “are you smoking marijuana?” to which i exhaled this hit and said “uh no” and then my mom was all ” it smells like marijuana” and i was like ” nooooo ” and then i’m like hiding all this shit cause i’m like done so i move everything and hide the weed and my mom is like “open the door” so i open the door and my mom makes the like fucking funniest face i swear and she’s like “it smells like marijuana. were you smoking? Don’t lie.” and i was like “uhhhhhhhh yes…..” cause like obviously i was. then this bitch is like “why?” and i was like “oh i had a really bad stomach ache and it helps them go away” and then my mom was like “that’s a quick fix, don’t do that anymore. it’s ok that i caught you but if it were the cops or the school you’d be in shit. open the windows and keep your door open. go eat breakfast”
and then i couldn’t stop laughing then my mom made me pancakes and i was like aijfiugkljsds omg. chill.as.fuck.