i am so lame
jesus christ.
November 2011
283 posts
Black Friday shoppers spent 11.4 billion. The UN says it'd take 10 billion to provide pure water for the whole world... How do you feel about this?
i haven’t seen any spiders in a while they must be planning something
I can’t wait until my mom leaves on wednesday. I’m excited for a lot of things that I’m going to do when she’s not at home for two weeks but mainly I’m just excited about turning my room into a fort for the next two weeks…come on wednesday please come on. i’m going to start december by make believing and being infinite and sleeping in a fort and being with people that are more than mediocre and doing what i want and yeah i dunno i’m stoked i guess.
omg
k so this morning i was enjoying a wake and bake with my gravity bong in the bathroom. i was taking in a ginormous hit when suddenly a knock at the door (wat’s this????!!!!!!11) occurred it was my mom saying “are you smoking marijuana?” to which i exhaled this hit and said “uh no” and then my mom was all ” it smells like marijuana” and i was like ” nooooo ” and then i’m like hiding all this shit cause i’m like done so i move everything and hide the weed and my mom is like “open the door” so i open the door and my mom makes the like fucking funniest face i swear and she’s like “it smells like marijuana. were you smoking? Don’t lie.” and i was like “uhhhhhhhh yes…..” cause like obviously i was. then this bitch is like “why?” and i was like “oh i had a really bad stomach ache and it helps them go away” and then my mom was like “that’s a quick fix, don’t do that anymore. it’s ok that i caught you but if it were the cops or the school you’d be in shit. open the windows and keep your door open. go eat breakfast”
and then i couldn’t stop laughing then my mom made me pancakes and i was like aijfiugkljsds omg. chill.as.fuck.
